Since we pay our Slaves (...oops! Uhh, I mean "Employees") just below minimum wage, Hagen, our dear Slut-bag of a Producer, decided to sell both his body and vodka to gather together some extra cash (...to pay for more sex and drugs of course! Hey, circle of life kids).
...but it probably wasn't as exciting (or as Whore-ish) as Hagen's CSD-Extravaganza.
And yes, those are nipple-piercings on both of his "Chesticles". What? Are you surprised!?! How many times do we have to use the word "Slut" for you to understand?? ...GEEZ!